James Cook appears to have suffered an unfortunate blowout in his pants during MNF, slop tacos & happy Aikman
Just when Josh Allen needed James Cook to squeeze out a statement performance, the Buffalo running back delivered in a big way last night against the Vikings.
Key points
- The Internet believes James might've pooped his pants.
- Grosse Pointe says a Bedford football parent entered a school hallway at some point during the night and dropped a deuce...and they HAVE VIDEO!
- Now, bring that slop to NW Ohio, put it on chips and keep the margaritas coming and you have yourself a business that will be PACKED.
"James Cook is going to need us," DUDE Wipes tweeted on a video of Cook running against the Vikings with the brown spot very visible.
"If you think an athlete pushing his body to the absolute limit doesn’t result in this sometimes, then you don’t know ball," some account called Points Per Reflection tweeted all seriously.
Additional details
- 1 scoring defense, Cook handled the rock 31 times for a brutal 107 yards and a touchdown as Buffalo won with ease, 23-6.
- If it’s a case where they want replay to figure it out because they haven’t a clue, then the white hat makes the call after 2 minutes based on whatever he sees on the screen.
- Don't get me wrong, these look amazing, and I'd crush a three-pack with no problem, but look at how these end up so sloppy after the sauces are added.
- NFL EXECS AND COACHES WANT LEAGUE TO REIN IN 'OUT OF CONTROL' OFFICIALS AND HOPE SUSPENSIONS SIGNAL A START If he’s later proved wrong, so be it.
- You could even make the guy who holds the commercial timer on the field keep track of the time and start it once they get to the screen.
How this summary was made: extractive summary — built from the sources' own reporting. It is drawn only from the reporting of the sources listed below — read the originals for full detail. How we summarize →
Advertisement
Every article behind this summary — 1 article from 1 outlet
Get stories like this in your inbox.
Subscribe — it's freeOne free email at 6am — your topics, deduplicated, five minutes. No account, no paywall.