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All aboard with Kaptain Kemi, lost at sea on the good ship amnesia

Launching a defence plan on a rusty sloop, and dogged by a UK Iron Dome that never was, the Tory leader has forgotten her party’s 14 years in power HMS Wellington.

✦ Extractive summary — built from the sources' own reporting•From 1 source•1 min read•Updated November 3, 2026, 4:45 PM UTC
Key points
  • After a brief introduction from the loyal but dim Lieutenant “Steady as she goes, chaps and chapesses” James Cartlidge, who – for reasons not even he fully understands – is the shadow defence….
  • There are times when you wonder if the Tory media team have been infiltrated by Labour HQ.
  • A decommissioned Grimsby-class sloop from the second world war.

Today’s venue for the leader of the opposition to explain why the Conservative party hollowed out defence spending throughout their time in office.

A warship that has been moored on the Thames, going nowhere for the best part of 80 years.

Additional details
  • Still, we might as well enjoy it while we can.

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