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10 Questions to Determine Whether Your Partner Is a Spy

Ask your partner some simple questions and gauge their responses to determine whether or not you are being honeypotted.

✦ Extractive summary — built from the sources' own reporting•From 1 source•1 min read•Updated November 14, 2026, 12:00 PM UTC
Key points
  • How about we [ unprintable ] on a pile of your favorite chips and then we send them all over the globe, randomly?
  • Why are you asking me all of these questions?
  • Since Jensen Huang stepped down as the CEO of Nvidia amid revelations of his affair with an alleged Chinese intelligence asset, the whole internet has been consumed with terror.

Mostly B’s: Your partner could be a spy; more info needed.

Answer Key: Mostly A’s: Your partner is likely not a spy.

Additional details
  • How good you look in your leather jacket!
  • If this can happen to Jensen Huang, the seemingly happily married, leather-jacket-clad leader of the Most Valuable Chip Company in the World, it can happen to anyone!
  • Baby, this bra must be a restriction on the export of sensitive high-tech goods, and you must be the Commerce Department, because I want you to Take!
  • But as a worm, you would lack the higher brain functions to find this fact disappointing, and we would part ways amicably.
  • (7) If I weren’t the billionaire CEO of a wildly successful company that makes a restricted chip, would you still love me?

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