The Colorado Rockies are the owners of a dumbfounding 9-42 record — 8-42 before they beat the Yankees on Friday night.

DJ LeMahieu returned to his old stomping grounds Friday, hoping to tap back into some old magic while getting to hit in elevation.

This weekend represents a lose-lose situation for the Yankees at Coors Field.

That is part of the package Goldschmidt has brought with him to The Bronx, which has made his one-year, $12.5 million contract look like strong value.

The four main players the Yankees acquired after Soto turned down their 16-year, $760 million offer each enjoyed moments in the sun during the Subway Series.

When the Rangers hired Bret Boone to be their hitting coach earlier this month, Aaron Boone immediately checked the Yankees’ schedule.

Just before Juan Soto could play the villain, Francisco Lindor did it for him.

Jake Cousins’ rehab from a right elbow flexor strain has hit a snag in a different body part. The Yankees reliever is four or five days into a shutdown because of a pec issue, manager Aaron Boone said Saturday, that popped up after his most recent live batting practice session.

The Yankees bullpen got deeper and more dangerous Friday, if slightly more injury-prone. 

The Yankees handled their business against the Mets in the series opener.

Oswaldo Cabrera’s road to recovery has begun, though it is unlikely to get him back on the field again this season.

Oswaldo Cabrera’s road to recovery has begun.

And if Soto shuffles on them? “It’s all part of it,” Schmidt said with a smile.

Trent Grisham was initially viewed as a throw-in to the Juan Soto deal. Aaron Judge believes he should be known as something else.

“I’m excited to see him,” Judge said.

Will Warren struck out a career-high nine batters in the 3-2 win over the Mariners, one more than the previous high he established two starts ago.

Aaron Judge crushed his 15th home run of the year 444 feet, breaking a tie game and lifting the Yankees to a comeback 3-2 win over the Mariners on Wednesday afternoon at T-Mobile Park.

The Yankees utilityman, who broke his ankle in a gruesome play at the plate Monday night, flew back home on Tuesday and then saw the first ankle specialist on Wednesday morning.

He is 54-56 with a 4.20 ERA spanning 180 career appearances (169 starts).

The Yankees lost it in the 11th when J.P. Crawford hit a walk-off single off Tim Hill to lift the Mariners to a 2-1 win at T-Mobile Park.