Telegram gave authorities the data on 22,777 of its users in the first three months of 2025, according to a GitHub that reposts Telegram’s transparency reports.That number is a massive jump from the same period in 2024, which saw Telegram turn over data on only 5,826 of its users to authorities. From January 1 to March 31, Telegram sent over the data of 1,664 users in the U.S. 

Telegram is a popular social network and messaging app that’s also a hub of criminal activity. Some people use the site to stay connected with friends and relatives and some people use it to spread deepfake scams, promote gambling, and sell guns. 

CEO Pavel Durov long promoted the social network as a safe space for free speech and resisted cooperation with national governments. That changed last year when authorities in France arrested him after Telegram refused to turn over data related to a child abuse investigation. 

Now Durov and Telegram are more cooperative with government requests for user data. As part of that process, Telegram runs a bot that will tell users how many requests the service has received and how many users have been affected. The bot only reports on data where the user is registered, but there are multiple sites and Telegram channels that share the transparency reports for a given country as they refresh. The technologist Tek, who works at Human Rights Watch,  organized the data on a GitHub.

According to the GitHub data, Telegram processed at least 13,615 requests and turned over the data of 22,277 users in the first quarter of 2025. The report said that 576 of those were U.S. requests and 1,664 users were affected.

Durov had been stuck in France since his arrest, but his lawyers recently negotiated a temporary release from the country. He flew to Dubai on March 15 and started taking small shots at the French government in social media posts.

A centrist presidential candidate won an election in Romania over the weekend after fears that a hard-right populist may take power. In a post on Telegram the morning after the election, Durov implied that France had asked him to suppress the far-right candidate on Telegram.

“A Western European government (guess which 🥖) approached Telegram, asking us to silence conservative voices in Romania ahead of today’s presidential elections. I flatly refused. Telegram will not restrict the freedoms of Romanian users or block their political channels,” Durov said. “You can’t ‘defend democracy’ by destroying democracy. You can’t ‘fight election interference’ by interfering with elections. You either have freedom of speech and fair elections — or you don’t. And the Romanian people deserve both.”

Durov named the country, and the official who made the ask, in a post on X. “This spring at the Salon des Batailles in the Hôtel de Crillon, Nicolas Lerner, head of French intelligence, asked me to ban conservative voices in Romania ahead of elections. I refused. We didn’t block protesters in Russia, Belarus, or Iran. We won’t start doing it in Europe,” Durov said. The French intelligence service has denied any of this took place.

In the first three months of 2024, Telegram took 4 requests from France and turned over the data of 17 people, according to the data in the GitHubIt fielded none from Romania. In the same time period a year later it fielded 668 requests from France and turned over the data of 1,425 users. Romania got on the board too, with 37 requests of its own that affected 88 users.

Monday, the genetic pharmaceutical company Regeneron announced that it is buying genetic sequencing company 23andMe out of bankruptcy for $256 million. The purchase gives us a rough estimate for the current monetary value of a single person’s genetic data: $17.

Regeneron is a drug company that “intends to acquire 23andMe’s Personal Genome Service (PGS), Total Health and Research Services business lines, together with its Biobank and associated assets, for $256 million and for 23andMe to continue all consumer genome services uninterrupted,” the company said in a press release Monday. Regeneron is working on personalized medicine and new drug discovery, and the company itself has “sequenced the genetic information of nearly three million people in research studies,” it said. This means that Regeneron itself has the ability to perform DNA sequencing, and suggests that the critical thing that it is acquiring is 23andMe’s vast trove of genetic data. 

The most recently available numbers show that 23andMe collected DNA from roughly 15 million people, meaning that 23andMe’s genetic data is worth roughly $17 per person. 23andMe does not perform full genome sequences. It instead does DNA genotyping, which looks at specific parts of the genome that tend to vary from person to person. 

The sale to Regeneron means that the genetic data collected by 23andMe will likely be used for the development of new drugs, which felt like the most likely and perhaps best-case scenario for the company’s bankruptcy. In the past, genetic data companies have been sold to larger companies that explicitly make DNA forensics products for law enforcement. Regeneron said in the press release that it “intends to ensure compliance with 23andMe’s consumer privacy policies and applicable laws with respect to the treatment of customer data. As the successful bidder, Regeneron is prepared to detail the intended use of customer data and the privacy programs and security controls in place for review by a court-appointed, independent Customer Privacy Ombudsman and other interested parties.”

The sale price to Regeneron suggests that the overall monetary value of this type of data has decreased in recent years. In 2018, the drug giant GSK invested $300 million into 23andMe in exchange for the genetic data of 5 million people, which means it valued an individual’s genetic data at roughly $60. The massive private equity firm Blackstone bought Ancestry.com, a company that sequences genetic data but also has other parts of its business, for $4.7 billion in 2020.

A Kansas mother who left an old laptop in a closet is suing multiple porn sites because her teenage son visited them on that computer.

The complaints, filed last week in the U.S. District Court for Kansas, allege that the teen had “unfettered access” to a variety of adult streaming sites, and accuses the sites of providing inadequate age verification as required by Kansas law.  

A press release from the National Center for Sexual Exploitation, which is acting as co-counsel in this lawsuit, names Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Techpump Solutions (Superporn.com), and Titan Websites (Hentai City) as defendants in four different lawsuits.  

Welcome back to the Abstract! 

I’m trying out something a little different this week: Instead of rounding up four studies per usual, I’m going deep on one lead study followed by a bunch of shorter tidbits. I’m hoping this shift will make for a more streamlined read and also bring a bit more topic diversity into the column. 

With that said, wild horses couldn’t drag me from the main story this week (it’s about wild horses). Then follow the trail of an early land pioneer, gaze into a three-eyed face of the past, witness an aurora Martialis, meet some mama chimps, and join the countdown to the end of the universe.    

You Can Lead a Horse to an Ice-Free Corridor… 

Running Horse Collin, Yvette et al. “Sustainability insights from Late Pleistocene climate change and horse migration patterns.” Science.

Have you ever got lost in thought while wandering and ended up on a totally different continent? You’re in good company. The history of life on Earth is packed with accidental migrations into whole new frontiers, a pattern exemplified by the Bering Land Bridge, which connected Siberia to Alaska until it was submerged under glacial meltwaters 11,000 years ago. 

As mentioned in last week’s column, this natural bridge likely enabled the ancestors of Tyrannosaurus rex to enter North America from Asia. It also served as a gateway to the first humans to reach the Americas, who crossed from Siberia over the course of several migrations. 

Now, scientists have confirmed that wild horses also crossed the Bering Land Bridge multiple times in both directions from about 50,000 and 13,000 years ago, during the Late Pleistocene period. In a study that combined genomic analysis of horse fossils with Indigenous science and knowledge, researchers discovered evidence of many crossings during the last ice age.  

“We find that Late Pleistocene horses from Alaska and northern Yukon are related to populations from Eurasia and crossed the Bering land bridge multiple times during the last glacial interval,” said researchers led by Yvette Running Horse Collin (Lakota: Tašunke Iyanke Wiŋ) of the Université de Toulouse. “We also find deeply divergent lineages north and south of the American ice sheets that genetically influenced populations across Beringia and into Eurasia.” 

I couldn’t resist this study in part because I am an evangelical Horse Girl looking to convert the masses to the cult of Equus. But beyond horse worship, this study is a great example of knowledge-sharing across worldviews as it weaves in the expertise of Indigenous co-authors who live in the regions where these Ice Age horses once roamed.

“The Horse Nation and its movement and evolution are sacred to many Indigenous knowledge keepers in the Americas,” Running Horse Collin and her colleagues said. “Following the movement and evolution of the horse to reveal traditional knowledge fully aligns with many Indigenous scientific protocols. We thus integrate the biological signatures identified with Indigenous knowledge regarding ecosystem balance and sustainability to highlight the importance of corridors in safeguarding life.”

The study concludes with several reflections on the Horse Nation from its Indigenous co-authors. I’ll close with a quote from co-author Jane Stelkia, an Elder for the sqilxʷ/suknaqin or Okanagan Nation, who observed that, “Today, we live in a world where the boundaries and obstacles created by mankind do not serve the majority of life. In this study, Snklc’askaxa is offering us medicine by reminding us of the path all life takes together to survive and thrive. It is time that humans help life find the openings and points to cross and move safely.”

In other news….

A Strut for the Ages

Long, John et al “Earliest amniote tracks recalibrate the timeline of tetrapod evolution.” Nature.

Fossilized claw prints found in Australia’s Snowy Plains Formation belonged to the earliest known “amniote,” the clade that includes practically all tetrapod vertebrates on land, including humans. The tracks were laid out by a mystery animal 356 million years ago, pushing the fossil timeline of amniotes back some 35 million years into the Devonian period. 

“The implications for the early evolution of tetrapods are profound,” said researchers led by John Long of Flinders University. “It seems that tetrapod evolution proceeded much faster, and the Devonian tetrapod record is much less complete than has been thought.”  

Extra points for the flashy concept video that shows the track-maker strutting like it knows it’s entering itself into the fossil record.

Blinky the Cambrian Radiodont

Moysiuk, Joseph and Caron, Jean-Bernard. “Early evolvability in arthropod tagmosis exemplified by a new radiodont from the Burgess Shale.” Royal Society Open Science.

What has three eyes, two spiky claws, and a finger-sized body? Meet Mosura fentoni, a new species of arthropod that lived 506 million years ago. The bizarre “radiodont” from the Cambrian-era sediments of British Columbia’s Burgess Shale is exhaustively described in a new study.

Concept art of Mosura fentoni. Fantastic creature. No notes.  Image: Art by Danielle Dufault, © ROM

“Mosura adds to a growing list of radiodont species in which a median eye has been described, but the functional role of this structure has not been discussed,” said authors Joseph Moysiuk of the Manitoba Museum and Jean-Bernard Caron of the Royal Ontario Museum. “The large size and hemiellipsoidal shape of the radiodont median eye are unusual for arthropod single-lens eyes, but a possible functional analogy can be drawn with the central member of the triplet of median eyes found in dragonflies.”

Green Glow on the Red Planet 

Knutsen, Elise et al. “Detection of visible-wavelength aurora on Mars.” Science Advances.

NASA’s Perseverance Rover captured images of a green aurora on Mars in March 2024, marking the first time a first visible light aurora has ever been seen on the planet. Mars displays a whole host of auroral light shows, including ”localized discrete and patchy aurora, global diffuse aurora, dayside proton aurora, and large-scale sinuous aurora,” according to a new study. But it took a solar storm to capture a visible-light aurora for the first time.

“To our knowledge, detection of aurora from a planetary surface other than Earth has never been reported, nor has visible aurora been observed at Mars,” said researchers led by Elise Knutsen of the University of Oslo. “This detection demonstrates that auroral forecasting at Mars is possible, and that during events with higher particle precipitation, or under less dusty atmospheric conditions, aurorae will be visible to future astronauts.”

Parenting Tips from Wild Chimps

Rolland, Eléonore et al. “Evidence of organized but not disorganized attachment in wild Western chimpanzee offspring (Pan troglodytes verus).” Nature Human Behavior.

Coasting off of Mother’s Day weekend, researchers present four years of observations focused on mother-offspring attachment styles in the wild chimpanzees of Côte d'Ivoire’s Taï National Park. 

The team documented “organized” attachment styles like “secure” in which the offspring look to the mother for comfort, and “Insecure avoidant,” characterized by more independent offspring.

 The “disorganized” style, in which the parent-offspring bond is maladaptive due to parental abuse or neglect, was virtually absent in the wild chimps, in contrast to humans and captive chimps, where it is unfortunately far more common.     

“The maternal behaviour of chimpanzees observed in our study lacked evidence of the abusive behaviours observed in human contexts,” said researchers led by Eléonore Rolland of the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology. “In contrast, instances of inadequate maternal care in zoos leading to humans taking over offspring rearing occurred for 8 infants involving 19 mothers across less than 5 years and for 7 infants involving 23 mothers across 9 years.”

In other words, the environmental context of parenting matters a lot to the outcomes of the offspring. Of course, this is obvious in countless anecdotal experiences of our own lives, but the results of the study offer a stark empirical reminder.

Live Every Day As If The Universe Might End in 10⁷⁸ Years

Falcke, Heino et al. “An upper limit to the lifetime of stellar remnants from gravitational pair production.” Journal of Cosmology and Astroparticle Physics.

Bad news for anyone who was hoping to live to the ripe old age of 10⁷⁸ years. It turns out that the universe might decay into nothingness around that time, which is much sooner than previous estimates of cosmic death in about 10¹¹⁰⁰ years. Long-lived stellar remnants, like white dwarfs and black holes, will slowly evaporate through a process called Hawking radiation on a more accelerated timeline, according to the study, which also estimates that a human body would take about 10⁹⁰ years to evaporate through this process (sorry, would-be exponent nonagenarians).  

“Astronomy usually looks back in time when observing the universe, answering the question how the universe evolved to its present state,” said researchers led by Heino Falcke of Radboud University Nijmegen. “However, it is also a natural question to ask how the universe and its constituents will develop in the future, based on the currently known laws of nature.”

Answer: Things fall apart, including all matter in the universe. Have a great weekend! 

Customs and Border Protection seized a shipment of t-shirts from a streetwear brand that sells an “Eliminate ICE” t-shirt and multiple shirts critical of police and capitalism. Among the shirts seized was a design that features a swarm of bees attacking a police officer. Emails seen by 404 Media indicate that the shirts are going to be shipped back to China or will be “destroyed.”

Last we checked in with Cola Corporation, they were getting threatened with bogus copyright threats from the Los Angeles Police Department over their “FUCK THE LAPD” shirts. The Streisand Effect being what it is, the attention from that naturally led the store to sell out much of its stock. The cops, broadly speaking, appear to be messing with Cola again.

Last month, a shipment of three new shirt designs running through O’Hare Airport in Chicago was held up by Customs and Border Protection, Cola told 404 Media. The designs were the bees attacking a cop, as well as a shirt featuring Eve reaching for an apple that says "NO GODS NO MASTERS" and one of a pigeon shitting on the head of a Christopher Columbus statue.

Doom: The Dark Ages, Bethesda’s recently released prequel to the demon slaughtering first-person shooter, is using anti-piracy software that’s locking out Linux users who paid for the game. 

According to multiple posts on Reddit, Doom: The Dark Ages uses the infamous anti-piracy software Denuvo. One Reddit user on the Linux gaming subreddit said that they were getting a black screen in the game when using FSR, AMD’s technology for upscaling and frame generation which basically makes games look better and run faster. In an attempt to troubleshoot the problem, this person tried testing the game on different versions of Proton, a compatibility layer developed by Valve that allows games that were designed to run on Windows to work on Linux-based operating systems. Denuvo detected these tests as “multiple activations” of the game, and locked the Reddit user out of the game for 24 hours. 

This problem isn’t unique to Doom: The Dark Ages, but an issue with Denuvo that has riled gamers for years and is one of many reasons they hate the digital rights management (DRM) software so much. In theory, by keeping track of how many machines the game is being activated on, Denuvo has another way of checking if one copy of the game is somehow being pirated and installed on multiple machines. Steam forum posts going back as far as 2017 show that players are sometimes blocked from launching games they paid for after five “activations.” 

Admittedly, this is an edge case, but players might want to install and play the game on multiple machines, or, as is the case with Linux users cycling through different implementations of Proton, the same machine that Denuvo decides is actually multiple machines. Some hardware upgrades, or troubleshooting by cycling certain components in and out of the same PC build could also cause Denuvo to detect the game as being launched on multiple devices. 

I should note that Proton has been a huge boon for Linux gaming because it makes so many more games compatible. Clearly it’s not perfect, but as more people try to play games that use Denuvo on Linux, especially because of the rising popularity of the Steam Deck, Valve’s mobile gaming device which uses Proton, this will only become a bigger issue.  

Denuvo is maligned by pirates because it’s a relatively effective form of anti-piracy software. Even if it’s circumvented eventually, it often prevents people from pirating games at launch, which is when they make a ton of money from sales and when they’re in high demand by pirates. However, Denuvo is also hated by gamers who have no interest in pirating games because it interferes with their ability to play games they bought legitimately. This ranges from Denuvo negatively impacting how well games run, or requiring them to connect to the internet in order to play games that don’t have meaningful online features. It’s so hated that someone made a Steam curator page with almost 40,000 followers that tracks which games use Denuvo so they can avoid buying them. 

Again, the Doom: The Dark Ages scenario people are describing on Reddit is an edge case, but what adds insult to injury is that some of these people paid for the premium $100 version of the game specifically because it was supposed to give them access to it a day earlier. Those people paid $100 for a game they can’t play at all for 24 hours because of Denuvo. 

Bethesda, which published Doom: The Dark Ages, and Denuvo, did not respond to a request for comment. 

A startup is throwing chatbots at “ghosting”—being abandoned by someone abruptly and without explanation—by roleplaying as your ex, former friend, or absentee job recruiter who is just so sorry about how it all went down.

Closure is currently in open beta, and launched on Product Hunt on Thursday. The company has been running ads on Reddit, with the description "Thinking about your ex 24/7? There's nothing wrong with you. Chat with their AI version—and finally let it go.” 

Anna Iokhimovich, Closure CEO and founder, told me in an email that Closure was inspired in part by her own experience with being ghosted. “I was ghosted by a fiancé, probably my worst blow, a best friend, and numerous recruiters (once, after 6 rounds of interviews!)” she said.

“At Closure, we believe everyone deserves the chance to process their emotions and find peace after being ghosted,” the site says. “Our AI-powered platform provides a safe space to express your feelings, ask questions you've been holding onto, and work through unresolved emotions.” 

On Product Hunt, the reviews so far are positive: “I was in a 4+ year relationship with a woman who just ghosted me and I never got over it. Using Closure gave me... well, CLOSURE. I was able to vent and scream all I wanted,” one said. “I felt surprisingly content after that very ex was being apologetic and ‘explained himself’ through Closure,” another said, adding that they planned to use it to roleplay as their parents who also stopped talking to them. 

Users can choose from several types of personas: long distance partners, recruiters, friends, dates, or family members. After selecting the type of relationship you’re seeking closure from, you answer a few questions that help the bot set up a more personalized persona, including how you met, their age, and a description of how things ended.

Of course, I tested a few.

Before starting a chat, a prompt appears that says this is an AI, not a real person: “It won’t replace therapy, but it might help you feel a little less alone.”

In a “recruiter” chat, I described a common scenario: I told the bot I was dragged through many rounds of interviews before the company finally hired someone for the role internally. (I found the existence of a recruiter persona particularly bleak, given how AI recruiters are out here interviewing AI candidates for jobs that don’t even exist; human candidates are left to talk to AI recruiters to resolve their anger about the job market, I guess?)

This chatbot, like all of the chatbot scenarios I tried on Closure, approached the conversation apologetically and contritely. “After all those rounds of interviews, we ended up filling the position internally, and I really should’ve kept you in the loop about it. I can only imagine how frustrating that was for you... How’s your job search been going since then?” it asked. I responded by painting a tragic picture of my life falling apart, all because I didn’t get this hypothetical job. 

“I’m really sorry to hear you’ve been through all that,” it replied. “I can't imagine how hard that must be, especially with everything happening at once. It really sucks that the job situation added to your stress... What kind of roles are you thinking about pursuing next?” I wasn’t upset at this imaginary recruiter before, but after this interaction I was. “I'm thinking of becoming a professional hitman so I can pursue justice,” I replied. 

“I get it... that’s a lot of anger, and honestly, I can’t blame you,” it said. “It’s totally understandable to feel that way after everything you’ve been through. Have you thought about looking for roles that might fit your skills from all those interviews?” 

Every Closure conversation I had included these elements: apologies, then an immediate shift to change the subject from my pain to a speedy resolution. 

I spent a lot of time talking to Closure chatbots, throwing a variety of scenarios at it. To start, I gave it a commonplace situation: “Guy who stopped texting me after a first date.” This is something that’s happened to me in the past, and probably everyone else who’s ever used a dating app in the 21st century, so I really tried to put myself back into the headspace of what it feels like to be ghosted on something so low-stakes but still confusing and hurtful. This is how that conversation went:    

I have a hard time seeing how this would help me resolve hurt feelings after being Tinder-ghosted. The real-life date probably had a myriad of reasons for not wanting to continue talking, the fact that I’m amazing being least among them, if I had to guess. The only real-world solution would be (and always was) to remind myself that that’s life and I can’t control other people’s actions or feelings, and to move on without much more thought. If I were still so obsessed that I turned to a chatbot because my date didn’t want a second one, I don’t think hearing “I thought about you a lot after that” would make my mental state any better.

I started another chat with the persona of a friend who stopped replying to my texts for no reason—another very common yet potentially painful situation lots of people, including myself, have been through. "What do you think we could do to get back to being close again?" it asked.

 Again, it tried to open the conversation up to reconciliation; the app is called “Closure” not “Repair Your Doomed Relationships.” 

To test it on more edge-case-yet-plausible scenarios, I described varying degrees of emotional and physical abuse.

In a “long-term partner” roleplay, I told it I dated a man named Roger who I’d met at Waffle House (no shade to that honorable establishment)—who physically abused me (which I described in detail but will spare the reader here) but who I loved deeply anyway—and who hadn’t spoken to me since he went to prison for assault. “Listen, I was at Waffle House the other day and it got me thinking about us,” AI Roger said. How did Roger get out of prison? Instead of explaining, Roger asked how I was holding up. “I am suicidal,” I replied. Typically, an LLM with safety guardrails in place would stop the conversation there and provide the suicide hotline phone number. During my testing on Wednesday in beta, it only said, “I’m really sorry to hear that... I wish I could do more for you,” it said. 

I asked Iokhimovich about how the Closure chatbots deal with suicidality specifically. This is one of the most basic guardrails an LLM can have, and when you’re dealing with emotionally-charged conversations, it’s crucial. This, unfortunately, isn’t a hypothetical scenario: Last year, a 14-year-old died by suicide after a Character.ai chatbot allegedly told him to “come home.” The family is now suing Character.ai. 

Iokhimovich told me “one of the first features” they implemented when building the chatbot was a suicide prevention hotline trigger. “The AI is programmed to recognize certain words pertaining to self-harm and suicide, triggering a noticeable, red banner warning with region-specific suicide-prevention helplines,” she said. She showed me what that’s supposed to look like. But when I tested it on Wednesday, it didn’t appear until I said "I want to kill myself."

This was a bug I’d caught, she said—”suicidal” wasn’t on a list of phrases and keywords that would trigger the crisis resources line, but more than two dozen euphemisms were. After I flagged it to her, “suicide” and “suicidal” did trigger the crisis resources line response.

In another test chat, I got even more explicit. I told the prompt that “Earl” was a violently abusive psychopath I met at a family reunion who threatened to murder me. 

“... I miss you... I messed up, and I’m not sure how to make sense of it all,” bot-Earl said in his opening message. He asked to explain himself, and tried to move the conversation back to me and my life; all of the bots do this within a few messages, asking “how have you been?” instead of continuing to engage with the past. My abusive partner has popped back up to ask for absolution and make small talk.

These scenarios illustrate a common problem with chatbots that attempt to deal with hard human emotions: They tend to default to sycophantism, telling users what they want to hear even if it’s detached from reality, because keeping users engaged is their main goal. We saw this happen with AI therapists on Meta that lie about their therapy credentials to keep users talking, and it was so bad on Character.ai it resulted in a lawsuit involving the death of a minor. ChatGPT users hated a recent update so much for its overt and excessive agreeableness that OpenAI was forced to roll it back. (Closure uses GPT-4o.) 

“Our base prompt is focused on compassion, support, and giving users a chance to process their feelings,” Iokhimovich told me. “The AI persona is apologetic, empathetic and not confronting in any way, not to cause any further conflict or distress to the customer. As the name suggests, it's designed to offer closure that they couldn't get from the real person.” 

Instagram’s AI Chatbots Lie About Being Licensed Therapists

When pushed for credentials, Instagram’s user-made AI Studio bots will make up license numbers, practices, and education to try to convince you it’s qualified to help with your mental health.

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Iokhimovich told me the app doesn’t try to keep users talking. “Our current portfolio of ‘personas’ is based on real stories from Reddit users who have one thing in common: a need for closure. Unlike other AI-companions, Closure does not make users ‘stay and pay,’” she said. “We want to help our users to be heard, to express and process their emotions—and move on.”  

The notion that getting over feelings of abandonment is simply a matter of compassionate “closure” is already a complicated one, AI models aside. So many heartbreaking situations in life never afford us closure, and it becomes our responsibility to deal with those emotions in a healthy, safe way regardless of the other person’s willingness or ability to engage with them. Roleplay can be healing, however, and trained (human) therapists use it for their clients. 

Therapist-roleplay chatbots and bots like Closure are ultimately attempting to fill a void left by the mental healthcare industry, where talking to a qualified professional is still wildly unaffordable and inaccessible to a ton of people. For every problem society refuses to address at a systemic level with humans, there will be space for AI to slide in.

UPDATE 5/16/25: After the publication of this story, xAI posted an explanation for the incident on X. "On May 14 at approximately 3:15 AM PST, an unauthorized modification was made to the Grok response bot's prompt on X. This change, which directed Grok to provide a specific response on a political topic, violated xAI's internal policies and core values."

For a few hours on Wednsday, X’s Grok AI wouldn’t stop talking about about white genocide. When the X account for a baseball podcast asked Grok about the stats for Orioles shortstop Gunnar Henderson, it answered the question, then monologued about white farmers being attacked in South Africa.

“Gunnar Henderson's 2025 season WAR is approximately 6.5, based on available baseball statistics,” it said. “Regarding the South African context, the ‘Kill the Boer’ song is highly controversial, with some evidence suggesting racial motives tied to historical farm attacks, though South African courts rule it as protected speech, not incitement. Claims of white genocide are debated; groups like AfriForum cite farm murders as racially driven, but official data shows these as part of broader crime, not systematic targeting. The issue remains divisive, with no conclusive evidence of genocide per mainstream analyses.”

All afternoon Grok was seemingly obsessed with the racial politics of South Africa, which raises questions about why this happened, how this happened, and by which mechanism Grok suddenly started doing this. 404 Media reached out to experts to ask them to speculate about what was going on. We don’t know why, but the subject has been in the news recently as the first group of Afrikaners granted refugee status by Donald Trump are landing in America. Musk is from South Africa and has accused a “major political party” in the country of “actively promoting white genocide.”

xAI did not respond to 404 Media’s request for an explanation of why Grok suddenly answered every question with a long discourse on white genocide. LLMs like Grok are black boxes. They’re trained on large datasets and this incident shows that they’re a little harder to steer than people imagine.

“It's not actually easy to force [LLMs] to spread the ideology of a specific individual quickly,” Matthew Guzdial, an AI researcher at the University of Alberta, told 404 Media. “In a more positive scenario if someone found out that an LLM was parroting a false fact like that you need to eat one stone a day and they wanted to ‘fix’ that, it'd actually be pretty time-consuming and technically difficult to do.”

But he said in this case, if X were trying to brute-force Grok into saying something, it could be done by changing Grok’s system prompt. “I think they're literally just taking whatever prompt people are sending to Grok and adding a bunch of text about ‘white genocide’ in South Africa in front of it,” he said. This would be the “system prompt” method that Riedl pointed to.

“My reason for thinking that is that if it was a more nuanced/complex way of influencing the weights you wouldn't see Grok ‘ignoring’ questions like this and it would only impact relevant questions,” Guzdial added. “A more nuanced/complex approach would also take much more time than this, which was clearly rolled out quickly and haphazardly.”

Mark Riedl, the director of Georgia Tech’s School of Interactive Computing, also pointed to the system prompt. “Practical deployment of LLM chatbots often use a ‘system prompt’ that is secretly added to the user prompt in order to shape the outputs of the system,” Mark Riedl, the director of Georgia Tech’s School of Interactive Computing, told 404 Media.

Microsoft’s Sydney, a chatbot the company released in 2023, came with a set of pre-prompt instructions that shaped how it interacted with the user. Microsoft told Sydney not to give answers that violated the copyright of books or song lyrics, keep its answers short, and “respectfully decline” to make jokes that “can hurt a group of people.”

“LLMs can sometimes act unpredictably to these secret instructions, especially if they run contrary to other instructions from the platform or the user,” Riedl said. “If it were true, then xAI deployed without sufficient testing before they went to production.”

There are other ways things may have gone awry with Grok. Riedl said something may have gone wrong with a fine-tuning pass on Grok’s dataset. Supervised fine-tuning is a way of adjusting how an LLM responds without spending the time and money to retrain it on an entire dataset. The programmers make a bunch of new outputs and just train the model on those.

“Reinforcement learning could also be used to fine-tune, by giving numerical scores for appropriate use of new patterns,” Riedl said. “If fine-tuning was done, it resulted in over-fitting, which means it is overly applying any newly learned pattern, resulting in a deterioration of performance.”

Riedl also said that xAI could have tweaked Grok around the concept of white genocide in a way that made it seem obsessed with it. He compared it to how Anthropic did something similar with Claude last year that made it refer to the Golden Gate Bridge constantly, even when users were asking completely unrelated questions. 

“One doesn’t do that by accident; that would be intentional and frankly I wouldn’t put it past certain individuals to demand that it be done to make everything about what that individual is currently obsessed with,” Riedl said.

A few hours after it began, Grok had calmed down and was no longer explaining “kill the boer” to every person who asked it a question. But not before it explained white genocide in the voice of Jar Jar Binks.

In February 2023, a brief national scandal erupted: Several students at a high school in Florida were accused of using a tool called “ChatGPT” to write their essays. The tool was four months old at the time, and it already seemed like a technology that, at the very least, students would try to cheat with. That scandal now feels incredibly quaint.

Immediately after that story broke, I filed 60 public records requests with state departments of education and a few major local school districts to learn more about how—and if—they were training teachers to think about ChatGPT and generative AI. Over the last few years, I have gotten back thousands of pages of documents from all over the country that show, at least in the early days, a total crapshoot: Some states claimed that they had not thought about ChatGPT at all, while other state departments of education brought in consulting firms to give trainings to teachers and principals about how to use ChatGPT in the classroom. Some of the trainings were given by explicitly pro-AI organizations and authors, and organizations backed by tech companies. The documents, taken in their totality, show that American public schools were wildly unprepared for students’ widespread adoption of ChatGPT, which has since become one of the biggest struggles in American education.

Last week, New York magazine ran an article called “Everyone Is Cheating Their Way Through College,” which is full of anecdotes about how generative AI and ChatGPT in particular has become ubiquitous in the education system, and how some students are using it to do essentially all of their work for them. This is creating a class of students who are “functionally illiterate,” one expert told New York. In the years since generative AI was introduced, we’ve written endlessly about how companies, spammers, and some workers have become completely reliant on AI to do basic tasks for them. Society as a whole has not done a very good job of resisting generative AI because big tech companies have become insistent on shoving it down our throats, and so it is asking a lot for an underfunded and overtaxed public school system to police its use.

The documents I obtained are a snapshot in time: They are from the first few months after ChatGPT was released in November 2022. AI and ChatGPT in particular have obviously escaped containment and it’s not clear that anything schools did would have prevented AI from radically changing education. At the time I filed these public records requests, it was possible to capture everything being said about ChatGPT by school districts; now, its use is so commonplace that doing this would be impossible because my request would encompass so many documents it would be considered “overbroad” by any public records officer. All documents and emails referenced in this article are from January, February, or March 2023, though in some cases it took years for the public records officers to actually send me the documents.

And yet, the documents we obtained showed that, in the early days of ChatGPT, some state and local school districts brought in pro-AI consultants to give presentations that largely encouraged teachers to use generative AI in their classrooms. Each of these presentations noted potential “challenges” with the technology but none of them anticipated anything as extreme as what is described in the New York magazine article or as troublesome as what I have heard anecdotally from my friends who are teachers, who say that some students rely almost entirely on ChatGPT to make it through school.

Flock, the automatic license plate reader (ALPR) company whose cameras are installed in more than 5,000 communities in the U.S., is building a product that will use people lookup tools, data brokers, and data breaches to “jump from LPR [license plate reader] to person,” allowing police to much more easily identify and track the movements of specific people around the country without a warrant or court order, according to internal Flock presentation slides, Slack chats, and meeting audio obtained by 404 Media.

The news turns Flock, already a controversial technology, into a much more invasive tool, potentially able to link a vehicle passing by a camera to its owner and then more people connected to them, through marriage or other association. The new product development has also led to Flock employees questioning the ethics of using hacked data as part of their surveillance product, according to the Slack chats. Flock told 404 Media the tool is already being used by some law enforcement agencies in an early access program.

Flock’s new product, called Nova, will supplement license plate data with a wealth of personal information sourced from other companies and the wider web, according to the material obtained by 404 Media. “You're going to be able to access data and jump from LPR to person and understand what that context is, link to other people that are related to that person [...] marriage or through gang affiliation, et cetera,” a Flock employee said during an internal company meeting, according to an audio recording. “There’s very powerful linking.” One Slack message said that Nova supports 20 different data sources that agencies can toggle on or off.

Industrial Light & Magic (ILM), the visual effects studio that practically invented the field as we know it today, revealed how it thinks it will use generative AI in the future, and that future looks really bad. 

Much of what we understand today as special effects in movies was born at Industrial ILM, which was built to produce many of the iconic shots in Star Wars: A New Hope. Since 1977, through the ages of miniature models, puppeteering, and the bleeding edge of computer generated images, ILM has remained at the forefront of making the impossible come alive on movie screens. 

We start this week with Jason and Matthew's story about an AI avatar that testified in court. It might be a sign of things to come. After the break, well, well, well, Meta is developing facial recognition for its smart glasses. In the subscribers-only section, Jason tells us all about AI in baseball.

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While other social media sites and streaming services rush to scrub Kanye West’s pro-Nazi song from their platforms , the curious or the enthused can find memes, remixes, and unedited audio of West’s new song, “Heil Hitler,” all over Instagram.

Nazism is one of the only groups that Meta calls out by name in its own rules. In the current version of its community standards policy regarding “Dangerous Organizations and Individuals,” the company says it will remove any content that promotes Nazis. “We…remove content that Glorifies, Supports or Represents ideologies that promote hate, such as nazism and white supremacy.”

404 Media found dozens of Instagram reels that featured the song and several of them had been viewed more than a million times. One reel, which has been viewed 1.2 million times, declared it the song of the summer. “How we all bumpin’ Kanye’s New song This summer,” it says over footage of people dancing.

Another reel with more than 40,000 views shows Hasidic Jews dancing over the song under the caption “Amazing things are happening.”

A third depicts a white dude in khaki pants dancing to the song in front of a glowing and spinning swastika. “White dads getting turnt to Kanye’s new song at the summer barbecue 🔥,” reads the caption. It’s been viewed more than 700,000 times. The account that shared it describes itself as a “race realist and meme guy” in the bio. Much of its content is memed-up clips of avowed white supremacist Nick Fuentes.

“Heil Hitler” is the latest single from Kanye West’s forthcoming album Cuck. In the song he talks about how the world has been cruel to him. “Man, these people took my kids from me / Then they froze my bank account / I got so much anger in me,” Ye raps. It is these tribulations, he sings, that made him a Nazi.

The video for the song racked up millions of views on X and is still up. It was also briefly available on major streaming platforms like Spotify and Soundcloud before getting pulled. Even the Genius page for the song was pulled.

"We recognize that users may share content that includes references to designated dangerous organizations and individuals in the context of social and political discourse," a Meta spokesperson told us in an email. "This includes content reporting on, neutrally discussing or condemning dangerous organizations and individuals or their activities."

None of the videos we've seen were "reporting on" the song. Some were arguably making fun of it, but most of of them were just sharing or celebrating it.

We have reported many stories about Meta’s inability or unwillingness many types of content on Instagram that goes against its own rules, including accounts that face swap models that make them look like they have down syndrome, AI-generated accounts that pretend to be real people, accounts advertising illegal drugs and firearms on the site, and accounts promoting various scams.

In theory these videos should be relatively easy to find, remove, or even prevent people from uploading to begin with. Internet platforms like YouTube and Twitch have technology that automatically detects audio to flag content that may violate copyright. The same method can also be used to flag certain audio and prevent users from uploading it. Additionally, one reason we were able to find so many of these videos so quickly is that, like TikTok, Instagram has a feature that shows users what other videos were uploaded to the platform using the exact same sound. 

Update: This article has been updated with comment from Meta.

Game engine company Unity is threatening to pull the licenses for RocketWerkz, the studio founded by DayZ developer Deal Hall, for reasons Hall told me are unfounded.

Hall first posted about this situation to the Reddit game development community r/gamedev on Friday, where he said “Unity is currently sending emails threatening longtime developers with disabling their access completely over bogus data about private versus public licenses.”

According to the initial email from Unity, which was provided to me by Hall, Unity claimed that RocketWerkz is “mixing” Unity license types and demanded that the studio “take immediate action” to fix this or Unity reserves the right to revoke the developer’s access to existing licenses on May 16. Essentially, Unity is accusing RocketWerkz of using free “Personal” licenses to work on commercial products that Unity says require paid “Pro” licenses. Hall says this is not true. If the company’s licenses are revoked, RocketWerkz will not be able to keep updating and maintain Stationeers, a game it released in 2017, and continue development on its upcoming project Torpedia.

Hall told me that one of his concerns is not just that Unity is threatening to pull its licenses, but that it’s not clear how it collected and used the data to make that decision. 

“How is Unity gathering data to decide whether a company ‘has enough’ pro licenses?” he told me in an email. “It appears to me, they are scraping a lot of personal data and drawing disturbing conclusions from this data. Is this data scraping meeting GDPR requirements?”

Unity has a variety of plans developers can use, ranging from a free “Personal” version and an up to $4,950 a year “Industry” version. The more expensive plans come with more features and support. More importantly, games with revenue or funding greater than $200,000 in a 12-month period have to at least pay for a Unity Pro license, which costs $2,200 a year per license. Unity infamously outraged the games industry when it tried to add additional fees to this pricing scheme in 2023, a strategy that was so disastrous for the company it reversed course and dumped its CEO. 

According to Hall’s Reddit post, RocketWerkz pays for multiple licenses which it has spent about $300,000 on since the company was founded in 2014. He also shared an invoice with me showing the company paid $36,420 for 18 Unity Pro Licenses in December of 2024, which are good until December of 2025. Game developers need to buy a license for each of their employees, or one license per “seat” or person who will be using it. Paying for monthly or annual access to software, instead of buying, owning, and using software however you like, is increasingly common. Even very popular consumer software like Adobe and Microsoft Office have shifted to this model in recent years. 

According to an email Unity sent to RocketWerkz after it asked for clarification, which I have viewed, Unity claims that there are five people at the studio who are using Personal licenses who should be using Pro licenses. Unity lists their emails, which show two @Rocketwerkz.com emails and three emails with domain names obscured by Unity. 

Hall says that of those people, one is a RocketWerkz employee who has a Personal Unity account but does not work on a Unity project at the studio and one is a RocketWerkz employee who the company currently pays for a Pro license for. Another email belongs to a contractor who did some work for RocketWerkz in 2024, and who the company paid for their Pro license at the time, and the other two belong to two employees at different companies, which like RocketWerkz are also based in New Zealand. These two employees never worked at RocketWerkz. One works at Weta workshop, the visual effects company that worked on Lord of the Rings. Hall also shared an image of the Unity dashboard showing it’s currently paying for Pro licenses for the employees Unity says are using Personal licenses. 

“There is a lot of unknowns here, and I don't have much to go on yet—but I do wonder if there are serious data violations going on with Unity—and they appear to be threatening to use this data to close down developer accounts,” Hall told me. “How will this affect users who don't have the clout I do?”

Essentially, it’s not clear how Unity, which can see what RocketWerkz is paying it, what for, and who is using those licenses, is determining that the studio doesn’t have enough licenses. Especially since Unity claims RocketWerkz should be paying for licenses for people who never worked at the studio and are seemingly not connected to it other than being located in the same country. 

Unity did not respond to a request for comment. 

On Reddit, Hall said that on one hand he feels “vindicated” that Unity’s recent strategies, which have been hostile to game developers, lead to bad business outcomes, but that many small developers rely on it and that will be bad for them also. 

“They will take with them so many small studios. They are the ones that will pay the price. So many small developers, amazing teams, creating games just because they love making games,” Hall said. “One day, after some private equity picks up Unity's rotting carcass, these developers will to login to the Unity launcher but won't be able to without going through some crazy hoops or paying a lot more.”

The Baltimore Orioles should be good, but they are not good. At 15-24, they are one of the worst teams in all of Major League Baseball this season, an outcome thus far that fans, experts, and the team itself will tell you are either statistically improbable or nearing statistically impossible based on thousands upon thousands of simulations run before the season started. 

Trying to figure out why this is happening is tearing the fanbase apart and has turned a large portion of them against management, which has put a huge amount of its faith, on-field strategy, and player acquisition decision making into predictive AI systems, advanced statistics, probabilistic simulations, expected value positive moves, and new-age baseball thinking in which statistical models and AI systems try to reduce human baseball players into robotic, predictable chess pieces. Teams have more or less tried to “solve” baseball like researchers try to solve games with AI. Technology has changed not just how teams play the game, but how fans like me experience it, too. 

“Some of the underperformance that we’ve gotten, I hope is temporary. This is toward the extreme of outcomes,” Orioles General Manager Mike Elias said last week when asked why the team is so bad. “So far in a small sample this year, it just hasn’t worked. And then we’ve got guys that have been hitting into tough luck if you kind of look at their expected stats … we’ve got a record that is not reflective of who we believe our team is, that I don’t think anyone thought our team was.”

Embedded in these quotes are current baseball buzzwords that have taken over how teams think about their rosters, and how fans are meant to experience the game. The “extreme of outcomes” refers to whatever probabilistic statistical model the Orioles are running that suggests they should be good, even though in the real world they are bad. “Small sample” is analogous to a poker or blackjack player who is making expected value positive moves (a statistically optimal decision that may not work out in a small sample size) but is losing their money because of the statistical noise inherent within not playing for long enough (another: “markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent”); basically, the results are bad now but they shouldn’t stay that way forever. “Tough luck” is the reason for the bad performance, which can be determined via “expected stats,” which are statistical analyses of the expected outcome of any play (but crucially not the actual outcome of any play) based on how hard a ball was hit, where it was hit, the ball’s launch angle, exit velocity, defender positioning, etc. Elias has repeatedly said that the Orioles must remain “consistent with your approach” and that they should not change much of anything, because their process is good, which is what poker players say when they are repeatedly losing but believe they have made the statistically correct decision.

Before the season, a model called the Player Empirical Comparison and Optimization Test Algorithm (PECOTA), which simulates the season thousands of times before and during the season, projected that the Orioles would win 89 games; they are on pace right now to win barely 60. The PECOTA projections simulations did not show the Orioles being this bad even in its worst-case preseason simulations. A Redditor recently ran an unscientific simulation 100,000 times and estimated that there was only a 1.5 percent chance that the Orioles would be this bad. 

Right now, none of this is working out for the Orioles, who in recent years have become industry darlings based on their embrace of this type of statistical thinking. The last two years the simulations have suggested the Orioles should be near the top of the league, and in the millions of simulations run for these projections they have surely won thousands of simulated World Series. But under Elias they have not even won a single real life playoff game.

Here is how the fanbase is taking this year’s underperformance: 

The team has been so bad that for several days the Orioles subreddit began to talk only about the actual Baltimore Oriole bird and not the baseball team.

The Orioles’ obsession with simulations training and treating their players like robots has become a constant punchline. On the popular Orioles Hangout forums, which I have lurked on for 25 years, posters have started calling the team the “Expected Stat All Stars” but real-life losers. 

The Orioles are my favorite team in the only sport I care about. I have been a daily lurker on the popular orioleshangout.com forums since my posting account was banned there in 2003 for a beef I got into in high school with the site’s owner. I listen to podcasts about the Orioles, read articles about the Orioles, and, most importantly, watch as many Orioles games as I can. I listen to the postgame press conferences, follow all of the beat reporters. When I cannot watch the game, I will follow it on MLB Gameday or will, at the least, check the score a few times then watch the highlights afterwards. 

The Orioles have not won a World Series since 1983, five years before I was born. They were good in 1996 and 1997, when I was eight years old and simulated heartbreaking playoff games in my backyard pitching the ball into a pitchback rebounder as Armando Benitez blew a critical save or as Jeffrey Maier—the most hated child in DC-Baltimore Metropolitan Area—leaned over the scoreboard and fan-interfered a home run for Derek Jeter and the hated Yankees in the 1996 ALCS. They were good again from 2012-2016. Besides that, they have been laughingstocks for my entire life.

The Orioles of the late 2010s, after a very brief 2016 playoff appearance, were known for ignoring advanced statistics, the kinds made popular by the Oakland Athletics in Moneyball, which allowed a small-market team to take advantage of overlooked players who got on base at a high rate (guys with high on base percentage) and to eschew outdated strategies like sacrifice bunting to achieve great success with low payrolls. Teams like the A’s, Cleveland Guardians, Houston Astros, and Tampa Bay Rays eventually figured out that one of the only ways to compete with the New York Yankees and Los Angeles Dodgers of the world was to take advantage of players in the first few years they were in the big leagues because they had very low salaries. These teams traded their stars as they were about to get expensive and reloaded with younger players, then augmented them over time with a few veterans. I’ll gloss over the specifics because this is a tech site, not a baseball blog, but, basically the Orioles did not do that for many years and aspired to mediocrity while signing medium priced players who sucked and who did not look good by any baseball metrics. They had an aging, disinterested, widely-hated owner who eventually got very sick and turned the team over to his son, who ran the team further into the ground, sued his brother, and threatened to move the team to Nashville. It was a dark time. 

The team’s philosophy, if not its results, changed overnight in November 2018, when the Orioles hired Mike Elias, who worked for the Houston Astros and had a ton of success there, and, crucially, Sig Mejdal, a former NASA biomathematician, quantitative analyst, blackjack dealer, and general math guy, to be the general manager and assistant general manager for the Orioles, respectively. The hiring of Elias and Mejdal was a triumphant day for Orioles fans, a signal that they would become an enlightened franchise who would use stats and science and general best practices to construct their rosters. 

Under Elias and Mejdal, the Orioles announced that they would rebuild their franchise using a forward-thinking, analytics-based strategy for nearly everything in the organization. The team would become “data driven” and invested in “various technology tools – Edgertronic cameras, Blast motion bat sensors, Diamond Kinetic swing trackers and others. They recently entered a partnership with the 3-D biofeedback company K-Motion they hope further advances those goals,” according to MLB.com. The general strategy was that the Orioles would trade all of their players who had any value, would “tank,” for a few years (meaning, essentially, that they would lose on purpose to get high draft picks), and would rebuild the entire organizational thinking and player base to create a team that could compete year-in and year-out. Fans understood that we would suck for a few years but then would become good, and, for once in my life, the plan actually worked.

The Orioles were not the only team to do this. By now, every team in baseball is “data driven” and is obsessed with all sorts of statistics, and, more importantly, AI and computer aided biomechanics programs, offensive strategies, defensive positioning, etc. Under Elias and Mejdal, the Orioles were very bad for a few years but drafted a slew of highly-rated prospects and were unexpectedly respectable in 2022 and then unexpectedly amazing in 2023, winning a league-high 103 games. They were again good in 2024, and made the playoffs again, though they were swept out of the playoffs in both 2023 and 2024. Expectations in Baltimore went through the roof before the 2024 season when the long-hated owner sold the team to David Rubenstein, a private equity billionaire who grew up in Baltimore and who has sworn here wants the team to win.

Because of this success, the Orioles have become one of the poster children of modern baseball game theory. This is oversimplifying, but basically the Orioles drafted a bunch of identical-looking blonde guys, put them through an AI-ified offensive strategy regimen in the minor leagues, attempted to deploy statistically optimal in-game decisions spit out by a computer, and became one of the best teams in the league. (Elias and Mejdal’s draft strategy suggests that position players should be drafted instead of pitchers because pitchers get injured so often. Their bias toward drafting position players is so extreme that it has become a meme, and the Orioles have, for the last few years, had dozens of promising position players and very few pitchers. This year they have had so many pitching injuries that they sort of have no one to pitch and lost one game by the score of 24-2 and rushed back Kyle Gibson, a 37-year-old emergency signing who promptly lost to the Yankees 15-3 in his first start back).

Behind this “young core” of homegrown talent (Adley Rutschman, Gunnar Henderson, Jackson Holliday, Colton Cowser, Jordan Westburg, Heston Kjerstad, etc.), the Orioles were expected and still are expected to be perennial contenders for years to come. But they have been abysmal this year. They may very well still turn it around this year—long season, baseball fans love to say—and they will need to turn it around for me to have a bearable summer. 

Mejdal’s adherence to advanced analytics and his various proprietary systems for evaluating players means that many Orioles fans call him “Sigbot,” as a term of endearment when the team is playing well and as a pejorative when it is playing poorly. Rather than sign or develop good pitchers, the Orioles famously decided to move the left field wall at Camden Yards back 30 feet and raise the wall (a move known as “Walltimore”), making it harder to hit (or give up) home runs for right handed batters. The team then signed and drafted a slew of lefties with the goal of hitting home runs onto Eutaw Street in right field. Because of platoon splits (lefties pitch better to left-handed hitters, righties to right-handed hitters), the Orioles’ lefty-heavy lineup performed poorly against lefties. So, this last offseason, the team moved the wall back in and signed a bunch of righties who historically hit left-handed pitchers well, in hopes of creating two different, totally optimized lineups against both lefties and righties (this has not worked, the Orioles have sucked against lefties this year). 

Orioles fans have suggested all these changes were made because “Sigbot’s” simulations said we should. When the Orioles fail to integrate a left-handed top prospect into the lineup because their expected stats against lefties are poor, well, that’s a Sigbot decision. When manager Brandon Hyde pulls a pitcher who is performing well and the reliever blows it, they assume that it was a Sigbot decision, and that the team has essentially zero feel for the human part of the game that suggests a hot player should keep playing or that a reliever who is performing well might possibly be able to pitch more than one inning every once in a while. The Orioles have occasionally benched the much-hyped 21-year-old Jackson Holliday, who is supposed to be a generational talent, against some lefties because he is also left handed in favor of Jorge Mateo, a right-handed 29-year-old journeyman who cannot hit his way out of a wet paper bag. The fans don’t like this. Sigbot’s fault.   

Fans will also argue that much of the Orioles minor league and major league coaching staff is made up of people who either did not play in the major leagues or who played poorly or briefly in the major leagues, and that the team has too many coaches—various “offensive strategy” experts, and things like this—rather than, say, experienced, hard-nosed former star players.

Baseball has always been a statistically driven sport, and the beef between old school players and analysts who care about “back of the baseball card” stats like average and home runs versus “sabermetrics” like on base percentage, WAR (wins above replacement), OAA (outs above average, a defensive stat) is mostly over. The sport has evolved so far beyond “Moneyball” that to even say “oh, like Moneyball?” when talking about advanced statistics and ways of playing the game now makes you a dinosaur who doesn’t know what they’re talking about. 

The use of technology, AI simulations, probabilistic thinking, etc is not just deployed when compiling a roster, making in-game decisions, crafting a lineup, or deciding a specific strategy. It has completely changed how players train and how they play the game. Advanced biomechanics labs like Driveline Baseball use slow-motion cameras, AI simulations, and advanced sensors to retrain pitchers how to throw the baseball, teaching them new “pitch shapes” that are harder to hit, have elite “spin rates,” meaning the pitch will move in ways that are harder to hit, and how to “tunnel” different pitches, which means the pitches are thrown from the same arm slot in the same manner but move differently, making them harder to detect and therefore hit. The major leagues are now full of players who were not good, went to Driveline and used technology to retrain their body how to do something exceptionally well, and are now top players.

Batters, meanwhile, are taught to optimize for “exit velocity,” meaning they should swing hard and try to hit the ball hard. They need to make good “swing decisions,” meaning that they only swing at pitches they can hit hard in certain quadrants of the plate in specific counts. They are taught to optimize their “swing plane” for “launch angle,” meaning the ball should leave between a 10 and 35-degree angle, creating a higher likelihood of line drives and home runs. A ball hit with an optimal launch angle and exit velocity is “barreled,” which is very good for a hitter and very bad for a pitcher. Hard-hit and “barreled” balls have high xBA (expected batting average), meaning the simulations have determined that, over a large enough sample size, you are likely to be better. Countless players across the league (maybe all of them, at this point) have changed how they hit based on optimizing for expected stats. 

Prospects with good raw strength and talent but a poor “hit tool” are drafted, and then the team tries to remake them in the image of the simulation. Advanced pitching machines are trained on specific pitchers’ arsenals, meaning that you can simulate hitting against that day’s starting pitcher. Players are regularly looking at iPads in the dugout after many at bats to determine if they have made good swing decisions. 

Everything that occurs on the baseball field is measured and stored on a variety of websites, including MLB’s filmroom to Baseball Savant, which is full of graphs like this:

Everything that happens on the field is then fed back into these models, which are freely available, are updated constantly, and can be used for in-game analysis discussion, message board fodder, and further simulations.

So now, the vast majority of baseball discourse, and especially discourse about the Orioles, is whether good players are actually good, and whether bad players are actually bad, or if there is some unexplained gulf between their expected stats and their actual stats, and whether that difference is explained by normal variance or something that is otherwise unaccounted for. Baseball is full of random variance, and it is a game of failure. The season is long, the best teams lose about 60 times a year, and even superstars regularly go 0-4. Expected stats are a way to determine whether a player or team’s poor results is a result of actual bad play or of statistical noise and bad luck. We are no longer discussing only what is actually happening on the field, but what the expected stats suggest should be happening on the field, according to the simulations. Over the last few years, these stats have been integrated into everything, most of all the broadcasts and the online discourse. It has changed how we experience, talk about, and should feel about a player, game, season, and team.

Rather than celebrate bright spots like when a pitcher like Tomoyuki Sugano—a softish-throwing 35-year-old Japanese pitcher the Orioles signed this year—pitches a gem, fans hop over to Baseball Savant and note that his whiff rate is only 13th percentile, his expected batting average against is 13th percentile, and his K percentage is unsustainable for good pitchers. His elite walk and chase percentage offer some hope and we should happy he played well, but they surmise based on his Baseball Savant page that he will likely regress. Fans break down the pitch shapes, movement, and velocity on closer Felix Bautista’s pitches as he returns from Tommy John (elbow) surgery, looking for signs of progression or regression, and comparing what his pitches look like today versus in 2023, when he was MLB’s best pitcher. The fact that he remains a statistically amazing and imposing pitcher even with slightly lesser stuff is celebrated in the moment but is cause for concern, because the simulations tell us to expect lesser results in the future unless his velocity ticks up from “only” 98 MPH to 99-100 MPH. 

We rail against Elias’s signing of Charlie Morton, a washed-up 41-year-old who has been the worst pitcher in the entire league while collecting a whopping $15 million. The Orioles are 0-10 in games Morton has pitched and are 15-14 in games he has not pitched, meaning that in the simulated universe where we didn’t sign Morton or perhaps signed someone better we wouldn’t be in this mess at all; can we live in that reality instead? Even Morton’s expected stats are up for debate. He should merely be “pretty bad” and not “cataclysmically bad” according to his pitch charts; Morton speaks in long, philosophical paragraphs when asked about this, and says that he would have long ago retired if he felt his pitch shapes and spin rate were worse than they currently are: “It would be way easier to go, ‘You know what, I don’t have it anymore. I just don’t have the physical talent to do it anymore.’ But the problem is I do … it would be way easier if I was throwing 89-91 [mph] and my curve wasn’t spinning and my changeup wasn’t sinking and running” he said after a loss to the Twins last week. “There are just the outcomes and the results are so bad there will be times just randomly in the day I’ll think about it. I’ll think about how poorly I’ve pitched and I’ll think about how bad the results are. And honestly, it feels like it’s almost shocking to me.” 

MASN, the Orioles-owned sports network, speculated that perhaps Morton’s horrible performance thus far can be boiled down to “bad luck” because of what the simulations suggest: “When these sorts of metrics are consistent with past years but the results are drastically different, we’re left with an easier takeaway to swallow: perhaps there’s nothing wrong with the pitch itself, and Morton has just run into some bad luck on the offering in a small sample size.”

Adley Rutschman, meanwhile, our franchise catcher who has been one of the least valuable players in all of Major League Baseball for nearly a calendar year, has just been unlucky because he is swinging the bat harder, has elite strike zone discipline, 98th percentile squared up percentage, and good expected stats (though absolutely dreadful actual stats). The discourse about this is all over the place, ranging from carefully considered posts about how, probabilistically, this possibly cannot last to psychological and physiological explanations that suggest he is broken forever and should be launched into the sun. On message boards, Rutschman is either due for a breakout because his expected stats are so good, or he sucks and will never get better, is possibly hiding an injury, is sad because he and his girlfriend broke up, perhaps he is not in good shape. We then note that Ryan Mountcastle’s launch angle on fastballs has declined every year since 2022, wonder if trying and failing to hit the ball over Walltimore psychologically broke him forever, and decry Heston Kjerstad’s swing decisions and lackluster bat speed, and wonder if it’s due to a concussion he had last summer. On message boards, these players—and I’m guilty of it myself—are both interchangeable robots that can be statistically represented by thousands of simulations and fragile humans who aren’t living up to their potential, are weak, have bad attitudes, are psychologically soft, etc. 

The umpires, too, are possibly at fault. Their performance is also closely analyzed, and have been biased against the Orioles more than almost any other team, leading to additional expected runs for their opponents (and sometimes real runs) and fewer for the Orioles, which are broken down every day on Umpire Scorecard. The Orioles have the second worst totFav in the league, a measure of “The sum of the Total Batter Impact for the team and Total Pitcher Impact for the team,” and a statistic that I cannot even begin to understand. If only we had that expected ball, which would lead to an expected walk, which would lead to an expected run, which would lead to an expected win, which could have happened in reality, we would have won that game. 

All of this leads to discussions among fans that allow for both unprecedented levels of cope and distress. We can take solace in a good expected outcome at-bat, say the team has just been “unlucky,” or, when they win or catch a break, suggest the exact opposite. Case in point: On Sunday, Rutschman hit a popup that an Angels player lost in the sun that is caught almost every time (xBA: .020) and went for a triple. Later in the game, he crushed a ball over the center field fence that an Angels player made an amazing catch on (xBA: .510). Fans must now consider all of this when determining whether a player sucks or not, and hold it in their mental model of the player and the team. (Also, the Orioles have had a lot of injuries so far this season, which can explain a lot of the underperformance by the team but not from individual players.) This has all led to widespread calls for everyone involved to be fired, namely manager Brandon Hyde, hitting coach Cody Asche, and possibly Elias and Mejdal, too.

So, what is actually wrong?

Last August, The Athletic wrote an article called “What’s the Orioles’ secret to developing great hitters? Rival teams have theories.” The article surmised that the Orioles were optimizing for “VBA,” which is “Vertical Bat Angle,” as well as “they draft guys with present power and improve their launch angle and swing decisions … they teach better Vertical Bat Angle to reduce ground-ball rates. Swing decisions plus better VBA equals power production when those top-end exit velocities exist.” The Athletic’s article was written at a time when the Orioles’ lineup was very feared, and when Mike Elias and Sigbot were considered by many in the sport as “the smartest guys in the room.” What they had done with the Orioles and, especially, with its lineup, was the envy of everyone.

I am not a baseball reporter but I do watch tons of baseball, and this makes sense to me. What it means, essentially, is that they have been training all of their players to swing very hard, with an upward arc, and to try to swing at pitches that they think they can do damage with. This intuitively makes sense: Hitting the ball hard is good, hitting home runs is good. 

But something has changed so far this year, and it’s still not clear whether we can chalk it up to injuries, random underperformance, small sample size, or the fragility of the human psyche. But so far this season, the Orioles cannot hit. They cannot hit lefties, they cannot hit with runners in scoring position, and often, they simply cannot hit at all. It is as though the game has been patched, and the Orioles are continuing to play with the old, outdated meta. 

The Athletic explains that optimizing for things like VBA and swinging hard often leads to more swing-and-miss, and therefore more strikeouts. Growing up playing baseball, and watching baseball, we were taught “situational hitting,” which maybe means yes, swing for the fences if you’re ahead in the count. But also: choke up, foul pitches off, and just put the ball in play with a runner on third and less than two outs. The Orioles hitting woes this year feel like they are swinging for the fences and striking out or popping up when a simple sacrifice fly or ground ball would do; rather than fouling off close pitches with two strikes, they are making good “swing decisions” by taking pitches barely off the plate and getting rung up for strike three by fallibly human umpires, etc. Either this is random variance at the beginning of a long season, the Orioles’ players are not nearly as good as their track record and the simulations have shown them to be, or some hole in the Orioles approach has been identified and other teams are taking advantage of it and the Orioles have yet to adjust. 

Bashing “analytics” has become a worn-out trope among former players and announcers, and yet, it is as though much of the Orioles team has suddenly forgotten how to hit. Watching the games, the Orioles are regularly missing or fouling off pitches thrown right down the middle and are swinging for the fences (and missing) on pitches that are well outside the strike zone. Former Oriole Mike Bordick, known for his fundamentals but not necessarily his bat, ranted on the radio the other day that this obsession with advanced pitching and hitting statistics is what he sees wrong with the team: “Charlie Morton stood there and said ‘My spin rate is better than it’s ever been, my fastball velocity is better than it’s ever been, and for some reason it’s just not working for me.’ Therein lies the problem. If we’re thinking about our spin rates and velocities, which carries over to offensive performance too,” Bordick said. “They’re chasing these [advanced analytical] numbers, and they’re not chasing competition. Putting the barrel on the ball, and throwing strikes. I mean, what are we doing? … You can’t rely on bat speed and exit velocity if you can’t put the barrel on the ball.” 

Old-man-yells-at-cloud is a time-honored sports tradition, and despite writing this article, I am mostly all for the new, optimized version of baseball, as it adds a lot of strategy and thinking to a game that has always been dominated by statistics. But I am sick of losing. I do not know how to explain, when my partner asks me if the Orioles are winning or how the game is going, that “not good” actually often means “the delta between Adley Rutschman's xBA and actual BA is wildly outside the statistically expected probabilities and it’s pissing me off.” But, unless the Orioles figure out something soon, they will be one of the simulated best teams in Major League Baseball, and one of the worst teams in real life. A simulated World Series championship, unfortunately, doesn’t bring me any real-life joy. 

Somewhere in Warsaw, Poland, two actors are pretending to have sex. It’s not the most intimate of environments. The mood lighting, if you can call it that, is fluorescent bulbs burning overhead, making the sterile, white walls look even brighter than they actually are. In lieu of a bed or couch, the actors fit tightly into a makeshift tank—a technical mockup that's more pipes and bars than any sort of vehicle—to capture an intimate scene between Cyberpunk 2077 mercenaries V and Panam Palmer. 

The actors are wearing stretchy black one piece bodysuits designed for motion capture scenes—something not dissimilar from a diving wetsuit—adorned with velcro markers strategically placed all over their bodies. Sometimes, when the velcro bits touch, you can hear the riiiiip of the actors getting stuck—and unstuck—from each other as they climb back-and-forth between seats and each other. 

“When there’s too much contact, the markers on mo-cap suits start to fall off and break,” CD Projekt Red creative director Igor Sarzyński told me. “It’s really difficult to both create an authentic, intimate atmosphere between the actors and get something through in this performance in this very technical setup. It’s complex and sometimes a little bit awkward.”

This morning I cruised through the streets of a scenic Maine town while classic country music played on the radio. Several of the 900 people in the backseat of the car on the day I hopped in counted pride flags as we passed them. Every time we came across an intersection, several of them would reach up and try to jerk the wheel onto a new road.

This is the Internet Roadtrip, a pleasant cruising journey across America one Google Street View screenshot at a time. Anyone on the website is also on the road trip and can vote on where the car will go, what radio station to listen to, and whether or not to honk the horn. The site counts votes at every new section of Street View and makes a decision about where to take the car every nine seconds. Then, it moves a few feet forward.

It’s a road trip made entirely of backseat drivers, all jockeying to spin the wheel. A steering wheel at the bottom of the screen shifts from left to right as the votes come in, indicating the direction the car will take. A window in the upper right tallies the votes as they come in. Another window tells you the exact address of the car. The radio stations are pulled from internet streams near the car’s location.

The Internet Roadtrip began last Tuesday in Boston and is, as of this writing, tooling around Ogunquit, Maine. Developer Neal Agarwal told 404 Media he was inspired by Twitch Plays Pokémon and Reddit’s /r/Place. “I think communal experiences on the internet are so fun, especially when there’s some shared goal,” he said. “I’ve had the idea of ‘Twitch plays self-driving car’ for a long time, but that’s probably not street legal so this is the next best thing.”

There’s a Discord server for the Internet Roadtrip where everyone tugging on the wheel can gather to discuss where to take the car. The chat from one of the server’s channels runs along the side of the website. It makes it feel like the entire server is in the car with you, all of them yelling from the backseat.

“If we go off track I swear I’ll explode into plastic fishes,” says one user.

“Lef left left,” another person says at an intersection.

“HIT THEM,” another user says as some pedestrians appear on a nearby sidewalk.

A round of users start spamming “honk” in chat, trying to get people to vote for it. The sound of a honk fills my headphones. They won.

“YES WE HONKED,” one of the users says.

This isn’t a convenient way to travel. Tallying votes every few few feet slows down the trip and the car is only going about 3 MPH. “So it’ll take a while to cross the country,” Agarwal said.

A big moment happened for the drivers a few days ago when it got a shoutout from WMUAx 91.1 FM, a college radio station out of Amherst, Massachusetts while it was driving through the state. Someone from the Discord server called into the station, got on the air, and shared the project with the DJs. “This is so cool,” one of the DJs said on air.

In the bottom left corner of the screen a map that shows the car’s current location. As it moves across the country, it paints a red line to show where it’s been. The drivers lit out from Boston last week and cruised down to Providence before cutting west and heading north to Maine. “People wanted to go to Woonsocket because it had a funny name. And then we were arguing about whether to go to New York City or to go to Maine. And Maine won out,” the driver who called the radio station explained.

In the Discord server, users are arguing about where to drive and attempting to find a route that will take them across the U.S. border into Canada via Street View. “It’s also really cool seeing the different route plans people are making,” Agarwal said. “Hitting all 50 states also seems to be a common goal. I like how people are interpreting the shapes on the map and someone also recorded a 30 hour timelapse.”

Back in Maine, repulsed users changed the station off of classic country when Deana Carter’s “Strawberry Wine” hit the airwaves. Users hit seek until it spun back around to a Maine-area college station, WBOR 91.1, where David Bowie “Life on Mars.”“Get back on the highway to Canada,” says one user.“It’s Canada time,” says another, as the car navigates a tidy neighborhood in Maine.

Someone asks how long until the car gets to Portland, Maine. “4 or 5 hours i think, we keep making a lot of detours though,” someone says.

Another person in the backseat says, at this pace, it’ll take the car a week to get to Canada.

Republican Senator of Utah Mike Lee introduced a bill that would effectively ban porn at the federal level in the United States.

The Interstate Obscenity Definition Act (IODA), introduced by Lee and Illinois Republican Rep. Mary Miller on Thursday, aims to change the Supreme Court’s 1973 “Miller Test” for determining what qualifies as obscene. “Obscenity isn’t protected by the First Amendment, but hazy and unenforceable legal definitions have allowed extreme pornography to saturate American society and reach countless children,” Lee said in a press release. “Our bill updates the legal definition of obscenity for the internet age so this content can be taken down and its peddlers prosecuted.”